Brain Food.

Here it is, a couple of things I thought would be better to drop in an open forum. Those of you reading are expecting some sweet facts about Spain, or some poorly told story about a tall fellow´s adventures. How wrong you are. In this post, I will discuss three simple things that would improve the overall happiness of the world.

We begin..


First, is a sock sorter and matcher. If each separate household in the world had some sort of device that could sort and match your socks, it would increase the overall happiness of the world. I can´t tell you how many times I´ve woke up in the morning, stumbled to my dresser, opened the top drawer, and found a pile of un-matched socks. It is a terrible way to start every morning. Also, it seems as though every time I do laundry, I lose one sock. Only one sock, but as you know, one sock can throw off your entire sock rotation. You start moving in other socks to take the lost socks place. Soon, you have a top-drawer full of jealous socks because their swapping partner´s like a rec-nite in 2001. I heard that if you lift up the pant legs of Hu Jintao (the communist leader in China), you will see one blue middie-sock and one white ankle-sock. I´m not sayin, I´m just sayin is this this the beginning of world democracy?

Second, we can replace every door in the world with a revolving door. This would increase the overall happiness of people because it would make it impossible to slam a door. It would be impossible for an angry person to emphasize their point with an intense "door slam," and it would create a nice gust of wind in the hot office or school from the revolving door. Also, if all doors were universal (the revolving door) there would be no indecision when approaching a new door. You don´t push when you need to pull, you don´t pull when you need to push, and you don´t look stupid on dates. Not to mention, going through a revolving door is like riding a carousal. Every time you go through the door you have a quick recess from your day. Also, most doors are limited to one person at a time. However, a revolving door can have up to three people at once, thus improving daily traffic time, and creating a bonding experience between those three people. If you are a building, or a house and you are reading this blog..What can you do to help?


Lastly, we could make it a law that you must have cargo pockets on all pants, skirts, and shorts. This would increase the worlds happiness because it would free up your hands for loving hugs, friendly waves, and courtesy hand-shakes. It is impossible to be cordial when you are holding your cellphone, wallet, purse, loaves of bread, ipod, and calculators. If you could shove all of these things in your extra-big cargo pockets, you would free up your arms and hands to give your friends (and strangers) the welcome that they deserve. Not only are cargo pockets comfortable and convenient, but they also have a twang of style. If you are shaking your head in disgust saying hurtful things like, "Cargo shorts are worse than Whitney Houston´s last record," then I suppose we will see who is laughing when cargo shorts take over, leaving you friend-less.


From the Window to the Wall,

Coop